User:Milbury - Revision history

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Character History

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imported>Milbury: /* Character History */

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Character History

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	Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... '<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!" Unfortunately, SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />		Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... '<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!" Unfortunately, SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />
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	Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[~~Maya~~ ~~Herrera~~\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much less [[Sandra Bennet\|strict]].<br />		Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Jeph Loeb\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much less [[Sandra Bennet\|strict]].<br />
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	Unfortunately, Milbury was getting more and more [[Bob Bishop\|creepy]], and after being caught [[Noah Bennet\|peeping]] on [[Adam Monroe]] several times and orchestrating an ill-advised experiment involving [[Arthur Petrelli]], [[Daniel Linderman]], and a vat of rabid [[Paire\|furries]], the Founders turned on Milbury. Milbury employed a little-known secondary ability, <b>Lubricity</b>, to literally slip out of the Company's grip. From that day on, the only voyeur left in the Company was ever-trusty [[Bob]].<br />		Unfortunately, Milbury was getting more and more [[Bob Bishop\|creepy]], and after being caught [[Noah Bennet\|peeping]] on [[Adam Monroe]] several times and orchestrating an ill-advised experiment involving [[Arthur Petrelli]], [[Daniel Linderman]], and a vat of rabid [[Paire\|furries]], the Founders turned on Milbury. Milbury employed a little-known secondary ability, <b>Lubricity</b>, to literally slip out of the Company's grip. From that day on, the only voyeur left in the Company was ever-trusty [[Bob]].<br />

imported>Milbury: /* Bizarro Milbury */

2009-02-25T00:16:26Z

Bizarro Milbury

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	Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].		Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].

	[[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] did at least one thing right: he managed to avoid falling in love with [[~~User:~~Maya Herrera\|Lana Lang]]		[[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] did at least one thing right: he managed to avoid falling in love with [[Maya Herrera\|Lana Lang]]

	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==

imported>Milbury: /* Bizarro Milbury */

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Bizarro Milbury

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	Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].		Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].

			[[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] did at least one thing right: he managed to avoid falling in love with [[User:Maya Herrera\|Lana Lang]]

	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==

imported>Milbury: /* Bizarro Milbury */

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Bizarro Milbury

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	==Bizarro Milbury==		==Bizarro Milbury==

	Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|~~Bahmammer~~]].		Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].

	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==

imported>Milbury: Updating with the chronicle of Bizarro Milbury

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Updating with the chronicle of Bizarro Milbury

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	Milbury is believed to be headquarted in the <b>Frozen Wastelands</b>, furthering his sinister agenda from a terrible dark tower known only as the <b>Phallus Palace</b>.		Milbury is believed to be headquarted in the <b>Frozen Wastelands</b>, furthering his sinister agenda from a terrible dark tower known only as the <b>Phallus Palace</b>.

			==Bizarro Milbury==

			Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Bahmammer]].

	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==

imported>Milbury: /* Character History */

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Character History

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	Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... '<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!" Unfortunately, SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />		Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... '<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!" Unfortunately, SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />
	<br />		<br />
	Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Maya Herrera\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much ~~les~~ ~~sstrict~~.<br />		Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Maya Herrera\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much less [[Sandra Bennet\|strict]].<br />
	<br>		<br>
	Unfortunately, Milbury was getting more and more [[Bob Bishop\|creepy]], and after being caught [[Noah Bennet\|peeping]] on [[Adam Monroe]] several times and orchestrating an ill-advised experiment involving [[Arthur Petrelli]], [[Daniel Linderman]], and a vat of rabid [[Paire\|furries]], the Founders turned on Milbury. Milbury employed a little-known secondary ability, <b>Lubricity</b>, to literally slip out of the Company's grip. From that day on, the only voyeur left in the Company was ever-trusty [[Bob]].<br />		Unfortunately, Milbury was getting more and more [[Bob Bishop\|creepy]], and after being caught [[Noah Bennet\|peeping]] on [[Adam Monroe]] several times and orchestrating an ill-advised experiment involving [[Arthur Petrelli]], [[Daniel Linderman]], and a vat of rabid [[Paire\|furries]], the Founders turned on Milbury. Milbury employed a little-known secondary ability, <b>Lubricity</b>, to literally slip out of the Company's grip. From that day on, the only voyeur left in the Company was ever-trusty [[Bob]].<br />

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	==Character History==		==Character History==

	Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... ~~<br>~~'<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!"~~<br>~~ SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />		Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... '<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!" Unfortunately, SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />
	<br />		<br />
	Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Maya Herrera\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much les sstrict.<br />		Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Maya Herrera\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much les sstrict.<br />
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	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==
	Milbury possesses a vaguely defined set of abilities, though his [[David's ability\|original power]] is quite anticlimatic. It is believed that Milbury's abilities originate from some currently-unrevealed type of Phlebotonium. When questioned about the source of his abilities, Milbury		Milbury possesses a vaguely defined set of abilities, though his [[David's ability\|original power]] is quite anticlimatic. It is believed that Milbury's abilities originate from some currently-unrevealed type of Phlebotonium. When questioned about the source of his abilities, Milbury [[Persuasion\|persuaded]] the census taker to eat his own liver. After [[Puppet master\|making him]] watch all thirteen [[Volume Three]] episodes in a single sitting. Milbury's one sick puppy.
	[[Persuasion\|persuaded]] the census taker to eat his own liver. After [[Puppet master\|making him]] watch all thirteen [[Volume Three]] episodes in a single sitting. Milbury's one sick puppy.

	[[Bob]] once referred to him as one of the five most skilled snarkers that he knew of.		[[Bob]] once referred to him as one of the five most skilled [[David Anders\|snarkers]] that he knew of.

	Milbury is known to conduct business with <b>Halliburton</b>.		Milbury is known to conduct business with <b>Halliburton</b>.
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	: - Milbury, about [[User: Thrashmeister\|Thrashmeister]]'s unfortunate name		: - Milbury, about [[User: Thrashmeister\|Thrashmeister]]'s unfortunate name
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	"''Who's laughing now, <b>bitch</b>?!'"		"''Who's laughing now, <b>[[Tracy Strauss\|bitch]]</b>?!'"
	: - [[User: Thrashmeister\|Thrashmeister]], showing Milbury just why he is called the <i>Thrash</i>meister		: - [[User: Thrashmeister\|Thrashmeister]], showing Milbury just why he is called the <i>Thrash</i>meister
	<br>		<br>

imported>Milbury: /* Character History */

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Character History

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	==Character History==		==Character History==

	Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... <br>'<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!"<br> SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his evil agenda.<br />		Milbury, also known by the secondary alias of SAS due to his lurking and his snide remarks, appears to be upper middle management in a mysterious organization known only as... <br>'<b>The Organization</b>'. He works closely with [[SLW]], famously telling her in the last meeting of the Evil Council, "Geez lady, stop in Rio while you're down there, plastic surgery is dirt cheap!"<br> SLW returned with her face as hideous as ever, but Milbury was undeterred. After a few calls to such close friends as Rod Blagojevich and Bernard Madoff (known in The Organization as 'ROB' and 'BUM' respectively), Milbury began setting into motion the next phase of his [[Habbo\|evil agenda]].<br />
	<br />		<br />
	Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Maya Herrera\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much les sstrict.<br />		Luring [[The Company's founders]] to Woodstock with promises of [[Elle Bishop\|porn]] and [[Drug dealer\|drugs]], Milbury began setting into motion a complex eugenics program, working closely with a young [[Linda Tavara\|Martha Stewart]]. One of the founders, [[Richard Drucker]], got squeamish over Milbury's persistent attempts to coerce him into mating with [[Victoria Pratt]], as his true love had always been [[Charles Deveaux]].<BR>In retribution, Milbury announced that Drucker was a [[Secrets and deception\|pedophile]], and he was expelled from the Founder's Club. Even to this day, the other founders never speak of him by name, referring to him simply as '[[Maya Herrera\|The Fallen One]]'. For his part, Drucker took a page from Michael Jackson's book and moved overseas to [[Bhutan]], where [[Molly Walker\|child exploitation]] [[Angela Petrelli\|laws]] are much les sstrict.<br />

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Memorable Quotes

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	==Memorable Quotes==		==Memorable Quotes==
	"''I'm the [[DL Hawkins\|wrench]] in the works. The [[Mohinder Suresh\|fly]] in the ointment. The [[Arthur Petrelli\|piss]] in your [[Volume 3\|cheerios]].''"		"''I'm the [[DL Hawkins\|wrench]] in the [[Logic_vs._emotion\|works]]. The [[Mohinder Suresh\|fly]] in the [[Formula\|ointment]]. The [[Arthur Petrelli\|piss]] in your [[Volume 3\|cheerios]].''"
	: - Milbury (to [[Richard Drucker]])		: - Milbury (to [[Richard Drucker]])
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	Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].		Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].

	[[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] did at least one thing right: he managed to avoid falling in love with [[~~User:~~Maya Herrera\|Lana Lang]]		[[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] did at least one thing right: he managed to avoid falling in love with [[Maya Herrera\|Lana Lang]]

	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==

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	Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].		Recently Milbury chose to pit his formidable snarkery against the relentless logic of [[User: Intuitive Empath\|Intuitive Empath]]. The resulting clash of logical and illogical forces tore a rip in the very fabric of the wiki itself, causing a portal to form between the wiki and a damned, forsaken place known only as... <b>The Banned Zone</b>. From the Banned Zone emerged a number of shadowy <i>Bantoms</i>, one of whom chose to take on the form of Milbury. This pale impostor, known firstly as [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Ten]] but later known as [[User:TheEvilNoob\|Bizarro Milbury]] replicated Milbury's snarkery but none of his elegance. This impostor avoided the gaze of the original, perhaps knowing that to meet him would only result in his undoing. Instead, [[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] attempted to rally an army of snarkers against his longtime nemesis, [[User:RyanGibsonStewart\|Ryan Gibson Stewart]]. Sadly for Bizarro Milbury, his dreams of conquest came to an abrupt end when he was smitten with the instrument of his original undoing, the [[User:Admin\|Banhammer]].

			[[User:MilburyHasNothingOnTen\|Bizarro Milbury]] did at least one thing right: he managed to avoid falling in love with [[User:Maya Herrera\|Lana Lang]]

	==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==		==[[Evolved Human]] [[Abilities\|Abilities]]==