User:Major Despard

The Mysterious Major Despard
The irony of Candice's demise is too much.
Portrayed by	Well, I would hope that it is me.
About
Powers	Intense Wit
Aliases	You may call me "Major Despard", "Despard" if you so desire, "Major" if there is no other choice.
Favorite Heroes quote	"You look like a fish when you talk." - Kensei, to Hiro
Favorite episode	Out of Time, Cautionary Tales
Favorite character	Sylar (Even though he scares me, he is the AWESOMEST!!) Hiro Nakamura Noah Bennet

This is Major Despard. That is all you need to know.

However...

Of course, there are always people who want to know more. So, for your benefit, here you go:

• I am, what you may call, the "Double English Major". That is, as a result to my love for English classes, I am prone to over-analysing and have even been known to search for 'themes' in my everyday life.
• I am, I believe, mostly sane.
• I would not be able to survive without Heroes.
• I would also not be able to survive without The Idea of North.
• I'm sorry, but I still can't get over the fact that Candice was killed with a "Have a Nice Day" mug.

To Do:

• "Have A Nice Day" Mug
• Start Irony
  • Expand Irony
• Brody's car
• Symbol necklace