User:Linderman Mendez/John Jeffries

John Jeffries
	; He's a dad.

About

Season 1

Justice League Heroes Part 6.72

Dave Bennet tries to murder his brother, Noah, by using a shotgun. He misses, shooting Lyle in the process.

Life or Noah Bennet

Dave escorts his daughter, The Beerleader, to the corner shop after finally meeting her after she was put up for sale on Ebay. Then she pulls out a gun and shoots Lyle very randomly.

Season 2

Car Wash

Louis Theroux threatens Dave with a knive if he doesn't tell Louis where his pot of jam is.

Heroes Or Villains

Dave is named as one of the group of 68 characters in Heroes: Season 3.

Season 3

Episode:Lifeline

The Haitian says he is much in love with his cousin, and then Dave tries to kill Usutu but then James May stepped in and his shoes ran Dave over but he survived and walked to hospital.

Graphic Novel:Imprisonment

He visited The Beerleader in Level 5 and watched Die Hard 4.0 or it might of been Casino Royale. I can't remember!

Memorable Quotes

- "You're my brother Noah."

    (Dave to Noah)

- "Are we in China or Las Vegas?"

    (Dave to The Beerleader)

- "Do my waffles taste nice?."

    (Dave to Lyle)

- "I'm sueing Maury's pizzas because I asked for extra pepperoni."

    (Dave to Mr Muggles)

- "Sam's Comics sell the 159th issue of Lego Chicken Run don't they?"

    (Dave to Hiro)

- "You are Mohinder!" - "No, I'm Peter Petrelli."

    (Dave and Sylar's artifical moustache)

Notes

He likes WWE.
His Ebay name is Ando's Last Bidder.
His favourite movie is The Simpsons Movie.
David Van Day came 5th in the same 100m sprint at school. Dave came 2nd.
Kaito Nakamura has nothing to do with Dave.
Car Washer Man With A Beard washed Dave's car.
The guy that needs a sniffer really badly taught Dave and Noah how to play basketball on a street.
He likes AC DC.

Trivia

He thinks he's Danish.
He bought Flint his fridge.
If Gabriel Bishop keeps editing this page, Lyle won't be the only person Dave or The Beerleader shoots.
And no, he didn't break Noah's toilet. That was Matt's turtle.
He runs a waffle shop in South Dakota.
Try to drown him in some water, and he will go like this. "I ordered decaf!"
He invented jaffa cakes.
He likes Blue Monday ice cream.