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=== [[Genesis]] === |
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"''Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonised the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honour belongs to the lowly cockroach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created himself in his own image, then I submit to you that God is a cockroach.''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]] (to his class) |
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"''Yeah, I was real sorry to hear about your father. He seemed like a good guy. Man, I thought I was a slob.''" |
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"''... They were here, too.''" |
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: - [[Chandra's super]], [[Mohinder]] |
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"''Hey, corner of, uh, Center and Canal, please. Wow.''" |
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"''Solar eclipse.''" |
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"''Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if it's gonna be total.''" |
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"''Not here, no. In some other part of the world, yes. A global event. Makes one appreciate just how small our planet really is. And we're all quite small really, aren't we?''" |
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: - [[Peter]], [[Mohinder]] |
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"''Where to, my friend?''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]] (to [[Noah]]) |
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=== [[Don't Look Back]] === |
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"''Who are you?!''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]] (to [[Jumpsuit]]) |
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"''Why would anybody wanna tap papa Suresh's phone?''" |
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"''Papa Suresh?''" |
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: - [[Eden]], [[Mohinder]] |
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"''For years, he'd been working on a mathematical theorem using human genomes and DNA migration patterns. He thought he could find a way to identify these people, the ones who were special. I never believed it was possible. We fought about it constantly. It's the reason we grew apart.''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]] (to [[Eden]]) |
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=== [[Collision]] === |
=== [[Collision]] === |
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"''Mr. Petrelli! Excuse me, Mr. Petrelli! Mr. Petrelli, I must speak with you.''" |
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"''Find out about this guy. Thanks for your vote!''" |
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"''Your life may be in danger!''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]], [[Nathan]] |
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"''I feel like such an ass. I've never been so humiliated in my life.''" |
"''I feel like such an ass. I've never been so humiliated in my life.''" |
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Revision as of 18:15, 16 January 2008
A list of Mohinder quotes. He clearly has the best lines. These are his best lines which he says during his first appearance in any scene, unless stated otherwise.
First appearances
Genesis
"Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonised the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honour belongs to the lowly cockroach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created himself in his own image, then I submit to you that God is a cockroach."
- - Mohinder (to his class)
"Yeah, I was real sorry to hear about your father. He seemed like a good guy. Man, I thought I was a slob."
"... They were here, too."
"Hey, corner of, uh, Center and Canal, please. Wow."
"Solar eclipse."
"Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if it's gonna be total."
"Not here, no. In some other part of the world, yes. A global event. Makes one appreciate just how small our planet really is. And we're all quite small really, aren't we?"
"Where to, my friend?"
Don't Look Back
"Who are you?!"
"Why would anybody wanna tap papa Suresh's phone?"
"Papa Suresh?"
"For years, he'd been working on a mathematical theorem using human genomes and DNA migration patterns. He thought he could find a way to identify these people, the ones who were special. I never believed it was possible. We fought about it constantly. It's the reason we grew apart."
Collision
"Mr. Petrelli! Excuse me, Mr. Petrelli! Mr. Petrelli, I must speak with you."
"Find out about this guy. Thanks for your vote!"
"Your life may be in danger!"
"I feel like such an ass. I've never been so humiliated in my life."
"Either he's a crap house rat, as in crazy ass, or he's one of them."
"All he's really telling me is that he can't do anything! Crap house rat!"
"I've only met him the once, but... maybe I ought to do the talking to start. I mean, he's- heh- he's kind of a heroic addict."
"Heroin addict? You neglected to mention that."
"Hey, just suspend the skepticism at least until you meet him."
"The default scientific position is skepticism."
"What if we went back tomorrow?"
"Look, I'm not trying to discredit your... experience. It's just a week ago I was in my own country - a respected professor! Now you want me to stalk a heroin addict who allegedly paints the future..."
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Collision
"Maybe... I can only do things when I'm around other people who can do things. Did that sound as lame as I think it did?"
"It sounds like you should be talking to my father. This is his research, not mine."
"Where is he? How do I get ahold of him?"
"He's on the table."
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Mohinder and Mohinder.
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Mohinder points a taser gun.