User:ZachsMind/Other

Are You On The Other List?

What's not yet known is that Chandra Suresh had more than one list on his computer. He had several in fact. Shopping lists. To Do lists. Itineraries. Links to 43things.com... Triple encrypted, and with a preface notepad.txt file indicating his embarrassment and shame, there contained a second list of names. These were the potential enhanced humans who Chandra Suresh was relatively certain he didn't need to meet. In fact in some cases he wanted to make a point never to meet them. Never before seen by human eyes, except for Chandra's of course but he don't count cuz he's dead, we think anyway, here below for your perusal is the Chandra Suresh's top secret OTHER List. The list you really don't want to be on.

Potential Hero	Known Whereabouts	Ability
Maxwell "Chubby" Ambercrombe	Trenton New Jersey	can consume any matter without ill effects
Tasha Casselman	Toronto Ontario Canada	can tell what inanimate objects are thinking - which is nothing. They have no brains. However, if an inanimate object had a brain, she'd be able to read it.
Stephan Douglas	Seattle Washington	sensory perception is permanently four seconds ahead of the rest of him
Madeline Portcoulis	Kansas City Missouri	can make her farts smell like anything other than ..y'know, farts
Muhammed Miandad (deceased)	Karachi Pakistan	could negate the effects of gravity on himself, but was only able to do this once, at which point he went through the wall and ceiling, then shot up and out into space.
Jeremy Charlton	Tulsa Oklahoma	can perfectly impersonate anything someone else just said
Cynthia Touissant	New Orleans Louisiana	sneezes and burps fire
Leonid Konstantin	Moscow Russia	believed to know everything, but behaves very smug and only reveals enough information so as to be mischevious and show off.
David Larabie	Lansing Michigan	with great effort, can move a penny across a table several inches. This only seems to work with very small amounts of copper. After accomplishing this feat, he has to have a lie down.
Bonnie Beckingham	Denver Colorado	prehensile tail
Edward Singleton	Sydney Australia	has developed gills on his neck and can breathe underwater. However, he sinks like a rock and can't swim.
Darby Greenville	Fargo North Dakota	can sing a note that breaks glass, a note low enough to cause humans to lose control of their bowels, and can sing high enough for dogs to hear. However, she's tone deaf.
Samuel Cornell (deceased)	Sandusky Ohio	was able to turn himself into a helium balloon, which was accidently popped while he was demonstrating.
Pierre Lapon	Paris France	can communicate with dogs, and reports they're very simple-minded and boring, with a preoccupation of licking themselves and smelling each other.
James Franklin	Albany New York	can run very slowly
Loretta Havisham	Atlanta Georgia	able to observe actions and events in a dimension similar to her own, in which events that happen in her reality are depicted in several television shows that are very popular there. Unfortunately, nothing interesting happens in that dimension, because everyone there watches TV.
Melvin Davenport	London England	Can grow hair anywhere on his body at will, at an accelerated rate.
Agnieszka Dobrowolska	Cairo Egypt	able to spin significant amounts of cotton candy from his left ear. Unfortunately as one might suspect, the cotton candy is earwax flavored.
Francine Robinson	Baltimore Maryland	brings about an euphoric state in people within a radius of a quarter of a mile, but only while she's having sex. Symptoms are similar to cocaine, including hyperactivity, restlessness, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, and mild hallucinations, often involving technicolor, but without most of the unhappy side effects. Munchies afterwards have been reported, but not physical addiction.
Petra Zamboni	São Paulo Brazil	her sweat glands generate a slightly acidic liquid which causes allergic reactions in most people and in a small percentage of the world population could cause death in large amounts, but to which she is immune.
Ishtar "Joey" Maharashtra	Mumbai India	bouncey rubbery epidermus. He likes to curl up into a fetal position and be thrown against walls by heavy set men for bar bets.
Jeffrey St. Paul	Phoenix Arizona	by sheer force of will, can merge any one domesticated cat into any one domesticated dog, creating a new more powerful creature with eight legs, two heads, and a sour disposition.
Delores Glenburg (imprisoned)	Long Beach California	was able to summon random objects, seemingly out of thin air, but later it was discovered they were coming from a storage facility in Portland Oregon, to which she had never been. When the storage facility learned of this, they pressed charges. She's serving time for theft, and the storage company has closed down that facility, so there's nothing there now for her to summon.
Norris Dean	Charlotte North Carolina	temporal affinity. can tell what time it is without looking at a watch.
Vera Remfield	Milwaukee Wisconsin	when meeting someone for the first time, instantly knows the most embarrassing moment in their life, and is unable to prevent herself from vocalizing a summary of it very loudly for everyone to hear.
Lauren Oakwood	Norfolk Virginia	able to make other people smell like fish