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This is my first first time starting a new page, so please yell at me if I screw something up.
The Survival Guide For the Freakish Inclined This is starting from season 1
- If your name is Peter, go lay down in a hole. Don't try to "save" *cough destroy NYC* the world.
- If you collect snowglobes, do not, I repeat, don't offer anyone a tuna sandwich.
- Don't jump off the oil tower. (It's a bad and extremly messy idea)
- If your name is Angela, go to the dollar store and buy yourself a mug that says "worst mother of the year on it.
- Parkman, duh! Turn in the diamonds!
- Scrach number three, go ahead and kill the cheerleader, the real one.
- Charlie is dead Hiro! Save Claire, but don't get there in time!
- Kill Audrey, Parkman. Join the dark side.
- Someone needs to tell off Kaito.
- Keep on driving your taxi Mohinder.
- Where'd Claude go?
- Stop going torwards NYC.
- Trust HRG. No wait, don't trust HRG. Trust HRG. No, wait...
- D.L., why did you have to take the bullet? It could have hit Jessica, or Tracy, or strange other blond lady that look exactly like your wife!
- Nathan you're a doushbag. Period.