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User:ERROR/Barbedknives's ability

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Barbedknives's ability
Originally held by: Barbedknives
Absorbed by: Fortunately, nobody
Ability to: Crap your pants

Barbedknives's ability is the ability to crap yourself for days.

Limits

You don't wanna know.

Memorable Quotes

"Would you crap yourself for days if this were real? I know I would."

- Barbedknives

"Well, it turns out that the formula is indeed real." "Did you crap yourself for days?" "Yes, but not because of shock. It was because that's the ability I got. Gosh darnit." "Dang. Tough luck." "Yeah. You guys are so lucky." "We know."

- Barbedknives, ERROR

"Man, I smell."

- Barbedknives

Joke Ability

This ability was made as a joke, in reference to this. I hope Barbedknives won't be mad, and we can all have a hearty laugh about it. I also hope to work Cro Magnon into the Memorable Quotes section somehow.