Eww. I TOLD you you didn't want an image. But no, you didn't listen.
|Originally held by:||Barbedknives|
|Absorbed by:||Fortunately, nobody|
|Ability to:||Crap your pants|
Barbedknives's ability is the ability to crap yourself for days.
You don't wanna know.
"Would you crap yourself for days if this were real? I know I would."
"Hopefully, it wouldn't give me THAT ability! :)"
"Well, guys, it turns out that the formula is indeed real."
"Did you crap yourself for days?"
"Yeah, that's the ability I got."
"Man, I smell."
"How long you going to be in there?"
- - Some guy (to some Hiro-lookalike)
This ability was made as a joke, in reference to this. I hope Barbedknives won't be mad, and we can all have a hearty laugh about it.