User:ERROR/Barbedknives's ability
| Barbedknives's ability | |
|---|---|
| Originally held by: | Barbedknives |
| Absorbed by: | Fortunately, nobody |
| Ability to: | Crap your pants |
Barbedknives's ability is the ability to crap yourself for days.
Limits
You don't wanna know.
Memorable Quotes
"Would you crap yourself for days if this were real? I know I would." "Gosh, I hope it wouldn't give me THAT ability!" "Haha."
"Well, it turns out that the formula is indeed real." "Did you crap yourself for days?" "Yes, but not because of shock. It was because that's the ability I got. Gosh darnit." "Dang. Tough luck." "Yeah. You guys are so lucky." "We know."
"I remember saying that I hoped the formula wouldn't give me this ability. And you got it instead, and now you're worse off than me, and I didn't even take the formula yet!" "I know. Ugh."
"I hate my ability!" "Yeah, not even I want it! And I've got the Hunger!" "...Yeah, I know."
"Man, I smell."
Joke Ability
This ability was made as a joke, in reference to this. I hope Barbedknives won't be mad, and we can all have a hearty laugh about it.