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  • Mr. Muggles's tears cure cancer. (So do Claire's, probably.) Too bad he never cries. (Because he's a dog, same reason he doesn't sweat.)
  • Mr. Muggles doesn't believe in Germany. (It's because he's a dog who doesn't understand the concept of government and nations.)
  • Mr. Muggles always knows the exact location of Carmen San Diego. (So does Molly.)
  • Mr. Muggles can believe it's not butter.
  • Mr. Muggles can divide by zero.
  • Mr. Muggles can watch 60 Minutes in just half an hour.
  • Mr. Muggles can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Mr. Muggles can count to infinity.

These are all unfunny because they were written with Chuck Norris in mind. They go a lot better with a tough, bearded martial arts expert than they do with a cute fluffy dog. It's like saying "Mr. Muggles roundhouse kicks his beard in order to shave, because only Mr. Muggles can cut Mr. Muggles." It's just not funny because it fits in so much better with Chuck Norris. Not that all these jokes are bad, but at least be creative when making them. Don't just replace Chuck Norris with Mr. Muggles because that makes them awful and stale.

He are some ones that are centered around Mr. Muggles, and therefore better:

  • Every year of Mr. Muggles's life is equivalent to seven human years. This makes him immortal.
  • Hiro Nakamura can bend time, but Mr. Muggles can break it.
  • The Hatian once attempted to erase part of Mr. Muggles's memory. This is why not even he knows his real name.
  • After failing to teach Mr. Muggles how to do tricks, Eden resorted to user her powers. She was later found eating out of a doggie dish and asking to go for a walk.
  • Mr. Muggles and Traveler frequently discuss global macroeconomics while having lunch together. They usually order Chai tea and Alpo.


See what I mean? This page has the potential to be really really funny, but if they're just lame recycled jokes all the time it'll reach illegal levels of unfunny. --Piemanmoo 18:59, 1 January 2008 (EST)

  • I didn't find those very funny either. :P --Hero!(talk)(contribs) 22:06, 1 January 2008 (EST)
    • Heh, I got a couple chuckles out of the Haitian and Traveler ones. Thanks Piemanmoo! :)--MiamiVolts (talk) 22:20, 1 January 2008 (EST)
      • Maybe make this page strictly Heroes related? As in, if you can relate it to a power or event and Mr. Muggles, it'd be perfect, such as the Eden, Haitian, and Traveler ones?--Riddler 22:24, 1 January 2008 (EST)
        • I think the Heroes-related ones will be funnier. I recognize a lot of the current ones as Chuck Norris jokes which I don't particularly find that funny anyway, but Heroes fans are more likely to get a kick out of ones with more Heroes references. (Admin 22:30, 1 January 2008 (EST))
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