User:Hardvice

Hardvice
Nickname	Dave
About
Sex
Home	Austin, TX
Favorite Heroes quote	"I believe in fate, Mohinder, and karma. And I'm not just saying that because you're Indian."--Sylar
Favorite quote	"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."--Oscar Wilde
Favorite episode	Nothing to Hide
Favorite character	Mohinder
Least favorite character	Peter "Mary Sue" Petrelli
Favorite power	Induced radicchio activity

Public Service Announcements

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS DO NOT EXIST:

• "Nikki" or "Nicci"
• "Hanna" or "Hannah" or "Hanah"
• "Micha"
• "Nathen"
• "Eve McCain" or "Eden McKenzie"
• "Mohidner"
• "Issac" or "Isaak"
• "Zack"
• "Clair"
• "Syler"
• "Oddessa"
• Anyone with the last name "Deveraux"
• Anyone with the last name "Bennett"
• "Time Kring"
• "Telekenisis"

THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THE THEORIES ARTICLES IN ONE PAGE:

• Every black character is related to every other black character
• Every person who doesn't have powers really does have powers
• Every person who is currently alive is going to die (and soon)
• Every person who is dead is going to come back to life sometime
• Everybody who is not currently working for The Company is really working for The Company
• Everybody who is currently working for The Company is really working against The Company
• Everybody's real power is something really complicated and specific and absolutely impossible to convey on a TV show where the actual mechanics of superpowers are never discussed
• Everybody is the hooded killer
• Waffles are tasty

About Me

Hi there!

Before you ask, no, my username isn't something kinky. It's an anagram.

My name is Dave and I'm from Austin, TX. I'm a recent law school graduate. Some other places to find me on the Internet:

• Encyclopedia Dramatica, another Wiki where I'm a sysop.
• My LiveJournal
• 9th Wonders, the semi-official Heroes fansite
• and I guess there's always my MySpace Page, although I'm not quite sure what the purpose of MySpace is

...all under the same username. The only place I use a different username is on TOW where I'm "ImHardviceonED" (long story).

Skepticism

Please don't take offense if I play devil's advocate. For that matter, don't even assume I actually disagree with you. I genuinely believe that challenging our assumptions is how we discover the truth. If an idea can't withstand adversarial scrutiny, then it's not much of an idea.

Also, please don't take offense if where you see The Symbol, I see Gumby. I also value skepticism.

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Some Links

Templates

See Templates

Wiki Reference

• Editing Help
• Magic Words & Variables
• CSS Stylesheet

To Do

These are things I'd like to see, not necessarily things I plan on doing myself. If anything strikes your fancy, feel free to knock it out.

Miscellaneous Projects

Cast & Crew Cleanup

• look for external links, websites, About sections on cast & crew pages
• make sure actors have out-of-character images whenever possible. Use Template:nocastimage as needed
• find and note co-appearances (use User:Hardvice/IMDb links)
  • Principal Cast
  • Supporting Cast:
    • Nora Zehetner
  • Recurring Cast:
    • Randall Bentley
    • Deirdre Quinn
    • Richard Roundtree
    • George Takei
  • Guest Cast
  • Everybody post-Landslide

Character Cleanup

• Add/expand About sections on Main Characters articles

Theme Cleanup

• Add analysis of the theme to make them more than just lists of occurrences. The show treats family very differently than a lot of shows, for example.

Date Cleanup

• Fix Timeline.
• Add anchors for dates to Timeline
• Add redirects to anchors.
• Link all dates to redirects so user preferences will work to format dates.
  • Search article text for names of months to find links-to-be.
  • All dates need to be links, even if repeated within a section, for user prefs to work.

Help:Layout

• Add to Help:Contents and Template:Helpbox
• Link from Help:Editing and Help:Style
• Add subpages for cut-and-paste templates for new articles; add to help page. Convert existing subpages to new article buttons; add more buttons (context sensitive when possible--check namespace/pseudonamespace like welcome user button)

Foreign Text

• Add templates for Article Contains Japanese Characters and Article Contains Indric Characters. Steal liberally from WP and modify.
• Add Help:Foreign Character Support with instructions for Asian language support and complex character rendering. Steal liberally from WP and modify.
• Somehow find articles with foreign characters and add template
  • Check Hiro and related articles, Hana and related articles, Mohinder/Chandra and related articles.
  • Ask Admin if these show up on his spellcheck reports

Theories

• Cleanup
• Trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries during cleanup

Spoilers

• Fix Template:archivedspoiler to be less episode-specific
• Archive old spoilers
• Check spoiler articles for consistent formating, citations, spelling, grammar, etc.
• Check spoilers against sources for plagiarism; paraphrase or put in quotes as necessary

Commentary

• Summarize commentary from missing episodes
  • From memory, if links aren't working

Heroes Interactive

• Find screencaps from missing episodes
• Add transcripts from screencaps

Portals

• See if Winter extension can be used to generate subpages from a master list using if/then or while loops.
  • Modify nav templates as needed to accommodate this if/when Winter gets installed.

Screencaps

• Screencaps for One punch knockout