User:Thrashmeister/You know you're addicted to Heroes when...

• ...you hear names of people that share the same name as a Heroes character and you think about the Heroes character and not the person who's being referred to. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you hear someone say "the company" in a conversation and you think of the Company. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you want a Sylar watch. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you name your pet lizard after your son. (Submitted by RyanGibsonStewart)
• ...you think about taking flight or teleporting to where you need to be next. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you muse about using an ability, and then remember that you don't have one. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you wake up thinking about Heroes. (Submitted by Giveitdeath)
• ...you instinctively refer to anyone with horn-rimmed glasses as "HRG." (Submitted by Thrashmeister)
• ...you randomly shout "MURDER!" in Japanese in your sleep. (Submitted by Thrashmeister)
• ...you have to go to the hospital for painting your eyes white. (Submitted by Thrashmeister)
• ...you practically breathe waffles. (Submitted by Thrashmeister)
• ...you schedule off Monday every week for any job you've had since the show started. (Submitted by Bob)
• ...you refer to recent events as "this season." (Submitted by Josh)
• ...you refer to the day of the week that Heroes airs not as just that particular day of the week, but as "Heroes <day of the week>." Eg: (in the US and Canada) It's not just Monday when Heroes comes on, it's a "Heroes Monday."(Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you wish that you could just teleport to next month in order to escape schoolwork or other obligations. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you save all the graphic novels as .pdfs on your computer, and buy the hardcover books anyway. (Submitted by Tristan0709)
• ...you reply "crystal!" when someone asks you "Is that clear?" and "peachy" when someone asks you if you are alright. (Submitted by Tristan0709)
• ...your friends get annoyed at your frequent status changes/commentary on Facebook every Monday at 8PM. (Submitted by Thrashmeister)
• ...you see members of the cast in other works and you remember the character he/she plays/played. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you constantly think of how much easier life would be if you had telekinesis. (Submitted by Whizzles)
• ...you've adopted a "tough-guy walk" that looks a little too much like Mr. Roboto. (Submitted by Whizzles)
• ...you want to learn Japanese only to brag to your friends that you don't need subtitles. (Submitted by Whizzles)
• ...you make hand gestures as if you are using an ability when you THINK that no one is looking. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller), (Edited by --ERROR 20:29, 7 June 2009 (EDT))
• ...you frequently daydream in the Heroes universe (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you read/hear about people using their abilities to do something and your mind jumps to these abilities. (Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you hear about the President using his powers and you automatically think of these powers.(Submitted by --ERROR 20:29, 7 June 2009 (EDT))
• ...you see a Heroes promoting van and you are so interested you crash you own car. (Submitted by Irony)
• ...people are used to your exclaiming "YATTA!" in a Japanese accent, with your arms above your head. (Submitted by Ross R. Smith)
• ...when you leave the house you concentrate hard before remembering that you can't really teleport.(Submitted by Cro Magnon)
• ...when, after forgetting your laptop at home and reaching programming class, you say to your classmates "I'm gonna stick around for lecture, then teleport out of here."(Submitted by SacValleyDweller)
• ...you reply Great'a Scott'a when somebody tells you a spoiler (Submitted by Gabriel Bishop)
• ...when you see a hostage situation on the news, you wonder why the police don't just freeze time to rescue the hostages.(Submitted by Cro Magnon)
• ...when you keep trying to fix your clock to the correct time.(Submitted by ZeroTime)
• ...when you start thinking the only way to kill a person is by hitting them in the brain.(Submitted by ZeroTime)
• ...when you're excited that you have a cheerleader in your school named Claire.(Submitted by --ERROR 20:29, 7 June 2009 (EDT))
• ...you're a member of Heroes Wiki. (Submitted by Thrashmeister)