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==Has Hell frozen over?== |
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|The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam. |
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The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. |
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Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? |
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Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant. |
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One student, however, wrote the following: |
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First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. |
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Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added. |
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This gives two possibilities: |
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1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. |
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2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. |
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So which is it? |
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If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over. |
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The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!” |
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THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”. |
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==Pages I Started== |
==Pages I Started== |
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Revision as of 16:53, 21 February 2010
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Life is on an up. It's a Brave New World! :) |
Hiya, I'm Mark. I'm a massive fan of Heroes and started watching it since it began in the UK in 2007. As of February 14th 2010, I am a Heroes Wiki Patroller; Yatta.
I bought myself the Season 1 and Season 2 DVDs, most of the Heroes Magazines, the Saving Charlie Book, the first 2 Volumes of the Heroes Graphic Novel Books and a Hiro Nakamura t-shirt. I have recently got GIMP the photo manipulation software, so am beginning to create cool images like the one in my userbox.
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For a full list of all my sub-pages, see here.
| Mc hammark | |
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 Mark creates lightning | |
| Portrayed by | Mark Cunningham |
| Nickname | MC |
| About | |
| Powers | Energy Conversion |
| Sex |  |
| Age | 17 |
| Home | Sullivan Bros. Carnival |
| Occupation | Carny |
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United Kingdom |
Fan Fiction
Always wanting to know more about Heroes, I can't always wait until the next episode airs. During spare time I like to write my own fan fiction. Presently I am a writer for a fan fiction series about the Company, entitled Heroes:The Company which was originally created by Jenx222. My own fan fiction is entitled Untold Tales and will be launched in 2010. Presently, Volumes 1 and 2 have been planned and a third is most probably likely.
And with one slip of the finger, it could have been a totally different story!
I'm a Geek (and a Gleek)
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I am a massive Heroes fan, and d'ya know what, I'm a Geek and I'm proud of it. Do you want to know why? Because if there are things like aliens out there, it's the Geeks who have watched all the movies and who know how to counter different kinds of attacks from them. In truth, it will be the Geek who saves the world, not the hunk! And do you know who else is proud to be a Geek. Masi Oka. So I have a question for you, are you a Geek? If so, sign your name below along with me and Masi! Self-Confessed Geeks
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The Gallery Below
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If you have a look directly below here, you'll see nine of my subpages.
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Pages I Started
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Heroes Survival
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As with a lot of Heroes fans, I have my own Heroes Survival characters. After quite a while of neglect, they are slowly on their way back up to being 100%. Assignment trackers of these characters are linked below, with links to their Heroes Survival profiles. |
