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Zeroes

Zeroes

Zeroes is a parody/fan video.

About

Ordinary People with Ordinary Abilities

Zeroes chronicles "ordinary people with ordinary abilities". The video begins with Cindy, a Claire lookalike, who can fit her entire fist into her mouth. She says, "That was attempt number 42. Next time I'm gonna try my foot." An Indian-sounding voiceover announces the existence of ordinary people with relatively pointless powers. They cannot fly or teleport (though that would be nice), but they can touch their tongue to their nose, can kick the back of their own head, and "can do a stomach thingy". The voiceover ponders, "If you could balance a flip phone on your nose, would you use it to save the world?" "Will others use their bendiness for evil purposes?" "How is the foot-writer connected to the straw-playing guy?" Finally, the video ends with the title overlaid on an eclipse.

Open Audition

A second video was released in which "Mohinder" holds an open audition, searching for other "genetic mutants" with pointless abilities. Among the motley crew are a woman who can wiggle her eyes, a man who can burp the alphabet, and a woman who offends "Mohinder" with her Indian dialect.

Memorable Quotes

"That was attempt number 42. Next time, I'm gonna try my foot in my mouth."

- Cindy

"Ok, I'm not sure how you got ahold of my necklace, but at this point you can keep it."

- "Mohinder"

"That's it, you can swallow a pinto bean? What da f—!"

- "Mohinder"

Notes

  • It is unknown if the limbo guy's ability is related to the power of bendiness.
  • Any connections between the man who "threads" his lips and the man who passes "Mohinder's" necklace through his orifices are purely speculative.
  • The straw-playing guy's instrument does not appear to be the same exact straw that the "Gah-eee!" guy uses to pierce potatoes.
  • It is unknown how the foot-writer is connected to the straw-playing guy.

Galleries

Ordinary People with Ordinary Abilities

Zeroes features people who can:

  • fit their fist in their mouth.
    fit their fist in their mouth.
  • "thread" their mouth.
    "thread" their mouth.
  • touch their tongue to their nose.
    touch their tongue to their nose.
  • kick their own head.
    kick their own head.
  • balance a flip phone on their nose.
    balance a flip phone on their nose.
  • be bendy.
    be bendy.
  • write with their foot.
    write with their foot.
  • play the straw.
    play the straw.
  • do a stomach thingy.
    do a stomach thingy.
  • escape danger, limbo-style.
    escape danger, limbo-style.

Open Audition

"Mohinder" auditions people who can:

  • play classical music through their nose.
    play classical music through their nose.
  • contort their armpits around.
    contort their armpits around.
  • pierce potatoes effortlessly.
    pierce potatoes effortlessly.
  • pass a necklace through their mouth to their nose.
    pass a necklace through their mouth to their nose.
  • play bagpipes while drinking a pint.
    play bagpipes while drinking a pint.
  • move their clavicle without saving the world.
    move their clavicle without saving the world.
  • teleport a pinto bean from his mouth to his eye.
    teleport a pinto bean from his mouth to his eye.

External Links


Fan Creations edit
Canon Analysis

Ability families • Ability homology • Faceoffs • Women in Refrigerators

Creations

Glossary • Gumbyspotting • The Marked • Sarmy • Saving the World: A Guide to Heroes

Relationships

Chiro • Clach • Clacy • Eclaire • Flox • Gabrielle • Hirondo • Hithan • Maphne • Maudrey • Mayinder • MMM • Murtle • Nissica • Noangela • Paire • Pelle • Pemma • Peter vs. Sylar • Petlin • Samgar • Saya • Sydia • Syhindlar • Syko • Sylaire • Syluke • Syro • Sythan • Trathan • Tricah • Troah • Waire

Sites

3 Heroes • The 9th • The 10th Wonder • Heroes Exodus • Heroes: Genesis • HeroesRPG • Heroes Wiki • House Petrelli • Primatech Files Podcast • primatechpaper.org • Talk Heroes

Stories and Parody

Fan fiction • Fan powers • Godsend • Heroes Side Story • Heroes Wiki Heroes • Hewoes • Holding Out For Hiro • Incidental Heroes • Seth • Unexpected Heroes • Villains

Toys and Games

Etch A Sketch Heroes • Gaia Heroes • Heroes Chess • LEGO Heroes • Miiroes • My Heroes Ability • Simpsons Heroes • South Park Heroes

See Also: Speculation • Theories
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