Zeroes

Zeroes
Zeroes

Zeroes is a parody video of Heroes.

About

Ordinary People with Ordinary Abilities

Zeroes chronicles "ordinary people with ordinary abilities". The video begins with Cindy, a Claire lookalike, who can fit her entire fist into her mouth. She says, "That was attempt number 42. Next time I'm gonna try my foot." An Indian-sounding voiceover announces the existence of ordinary people with relatively pointless powers. They cannot fly or teleport (though that would be nice), but they can touch their tongue to their nose, can kick the back of their own head, and "can do a stomach thingy". The voiceover ponders, "If you could balance a flip phone on your nose, would you use it to save the world?" "Will others use their bendiness for evil purposes?" "How is the foot-writer connected to the straw-playing guy?" Finally, the video ends with the title overlaid on an eclipse.

Open Auditions

A second video was released in which "Mohinder" holds an open audition, searching for other "genetic mutants" with pointless abilities. Among the motley crew are a woman who can wiggle her eyes, a man who can burp the alphabet, and a woman who offends "Mohinder" with her Indian dialect.

Zeroes: Chapter One

It opens with Mohinder telling us about Zeroes being annoying and losers. Than Cindy, the Claire lookalike, fits her entire hand into her mouth in a different setting than the preview. Two girls watching nearby talk about how Cindy obviously doesn't look like a high school girl and they begin to taunt her with no recognition from Cindy. Then we see the man that can kick himself in the back of the head standing on top of a building like Peter. As soon as his foot makes contact with his head he wakes up and is in an office. A woman (the sentence finisher) asks him why he isn't at a meeting and orders him to get to it. Later the same woman is at the meeting and begins to finish all the sentences that her boss is saying. Another painter, like Isaac, is in his loft. He has many painting of stick figures. He paints a city exploding and a person falling into a birthday cake on the same page. The video closes with Mohinder talking again about the Zeroes but the sentence finisher is finishing all his sentences so Mohinder cuts to black.

Memorable Quotes

"That was attempt number 42. Next time, I'm gonna try my foot in my mouth."

- Cindy

"Okay, I--I don't know how you got ahold of my necklace, but, uh, at this point you can keep it."

- "Mohinder"

"Lord, Jesus!"

- "Mohinder"

"That's it? So you can swallow a pinto bean, okay. What the f—!"

- "Mohinder"

"If these genetic mutants hold the key to our future, we, are seriously boned."

- "Mohinder"

"Oh my god, someone is going to fall into... a birthday cake."

- "Painter"

Notes

• It is unknown if the limbo guy's ability is related to the power of bendiness.
• Any connections between the man who "threads" his lips and the man who passes "Mohinder's" necklace through his orifices are purely speculative.
• The straw-playing guy's instrument does not appear to be the same exact straw that the "Gah-eee!" guy uses to pierce potatoes.
• It is unknown how the foot-writer is connected to the straw-playing guy.
• According to Variety, Zeroes was created by Vince Manze, part of the NBC marketing team. The project, unbeknownst to Tim Kring, cost about $17,000 and was created to mimic viral videos--no NBC logo, no credits, etc.
• According to "Matt" aka Digestor2365 the production will be creating three minute episodes every couple of weeks. The first two videos were "promotional" previews.

Galleries

Ordinary People with Ordinary Abilities

Zeroes features people who can:

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  fit their fist in their mouth.
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  "thread" their mouth.
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  touch their tongue to their nose.
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  kick their own head.
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  balance a flip phone on their nose.
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  be bendy.
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  write with their foot.
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  play the straw.
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  do a stomach thingy.
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  escape danger, limbo-style.

Open Auditions

"Mohinder" auditions people who can:

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  play classical music through their nose.
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  move their clavicle without saving the world.
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  roll their eyes at rather quick speeds.
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  pass a necklace through their mouth to their nose.
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  burp the alphabet.
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  play bagpipes while drinking a pint.
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  speak in an Indian dialect.
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  pierce potatoes effortlessly.
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  contort their armpits around.
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  teleport a pinto bean from his mouth to his eye.

External Links

• Zeroes -- YouTube
• Open Auditions -- YouTube
• Article about Zeroes -- Variety
• Zeroes: Chapter One -- Youtube