User:Catalyst/Nicholas Angel

Nicholas Angel
Portrayed by	Simon Pegg
First appearance	Hot Fuzz
In-story stats
Known ability	None
Nickname	Sgt.
Gender
Age	36
Date of birth	1973
Place of birth	London
Home	London
Occupation	Policeman Officer

Nicholas Angel is A policeman officer who lives in London.

Character History

Hot Fuzz

This is a small history of Sgt. Nicholas Angel. He is a the best officer in the police force, wait, no...service of London. He went through so much in the city streets. Gun fights, high speed chases, and even was stabbed by Santa Claus in the mall. His hand was a bit stiff. He was transferred to Sandford, a small village in the country. This was because he was doing too good of a job in London, making everyone else look bad. Sandford was known to be the winner of the best village award every year. It was tough for Nicholas to adjust there after leaving the city, where there are problems around every corner. His first exciting assignment was to chase down a swan, owned by a Mr. PI Staker. Over the next couple of days, he did make a friend, Danny Butterman, whose father was the chief of police. Through a series of questioning by Danny of Nicholas's missions at London, it was revealed that he really hasn't done much. Apparently he has never fired his gun in the air and yelled 'Aaaaaah'.

There has only been one murder at Sandford, which was twenty years ago. Which causes Nicholas to be suspicious of why the accident rate is so high. But lately there has an unknown cloaked killer out in Sandford. However, nobody believed Nicholas that there has been murders going around. Since he moved there, he has tried solving the crimes of four people that have been killed. The killer ultimately frames the scenes to look like accidents. But still, no one believed Nicholas, thinking they were all accidents. Everyone told him he was going nuts and to sleep on it.

But later one night, the cloaked killer came to take out Nicholas. It was the local supermarket owner, Mr. Skinner's employee, Michael. Michael was a man with the mind of a child, but with the strength of a gorilla. Nicholas had some difficulties taking him down. But then distracted him with a cuddly monkey and hit him with a pot, and quoted "Play time's over". When impersonating him on a walkie talkie, he found out where to find Skinner. He went to a castle only to find the entire Neighbourhood Watch Association wearing the dark cloaks Michael was wearing. They told Nicholas that everyone was responsible for the murders.

It was even revealed that Danny's father, the chief of police was in on this too, because of his wife. She had killed herself because the village didn't win one year. He wanted to improve the village for her sake. It was now out in the open that they decapitated a man and his girlfriend for his bad acting and her horrible laugh, making it look like a car accident. They blew up a man in his home, because it was an ugly mansion, making it seem like a frying accident, while making bacon and beans. They killed a reporter for his constant mistakes in his typing, dropping one of the six smaller steeples of a church on his head. They stabbed a flouriest, cousin of Mr. Skinner, because she was going to move away, and they didn't want her sorting flowers for anyone else making it look like she slipped and fell on her own shears. Everyone in the village, except for the police knew of the crimes. When aware of this, Nicholas and Danny brought the noise, rounding up all the policemen, and woman, to stop the village. They eventually arrested everyone, and finally caught the swan.

Back at London

They all move to London and act as the police there now. They even chased someone after a gun fight broke out in a paper facility called Primatech. They chased a boy who was about sixteen. They eventually lost him and never saw him again. But they continue to serve and protect London, as best as they can.

Memorable Quotes

"Play time's over."

"Is Sgt. Angel taken car of?"

"Yarp"

"He won't be getting back up?"

[Hesitating] "...Narp?"

"Good"

- Mr. Skinner, Nicholas Angel

"Morning"

Notes

• This is based on the movie "Hot Fuzz"

Trivia

• Danny Butterman is played by Nick Frost.
• Put together Mr. PI Staker's name.