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"''I think I need a stiff drink!''" |
"''I think I need a stiff drink!''" |
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: - [[Ando]] (to [[Hiro]]) |
: - [[Ando]] (to [[Hiro]]) |
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=== [[Episode:One Giant Leap|One Giant Leap]] === |
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"''Perhaps a costume?''" |
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"''You mention anything about tights, and I'm going home.''" |
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: - [[Hiro Nakamura|Hiro]], [[Ando Masahashi|Ando]] |
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=== [[Episode:Hiros|Hiros]] === |
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"''You look different without the scar.''" |
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"''I don't know you.''" |
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"''Not yet.''" |
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: - [[Future Hiro]], [[Peter]] |
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=== [[Episode:Nothing to Hide|Nothing to Hide]] === |
=== [[Episode:Nothing to Hide|Nothing to Hide]] === |
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"''Give it to- give it to me, Lyle!''" |
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: - [[Claire Bennet|Claire]] (to [[Lyle Bennet|Lyle]]) |
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"''Are you aliens? Is he an alien, too?''" |
"''Are you aliens? Is he an alien, too?''" |
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"''Yeah, yeah. And we're gonna anal probe you.''" |
"''Yeah, yeah. And we're gonna anal probe you.''" |
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: - [[Lyle Bennet|Lyle]], [[Zach]] |
: - [[Lyle Bennet|Lyle]], [[Zach]] |
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===[[Better Halves]]=== |
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"''Oh, we're a lot of things, Niki, but we're not crazy.''" |
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: - [[Jessica]] |
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=== [[Episode:Godsend|Godsend]] === |
=== [[Episode:Godsend|Godsend]] === |
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: - [[Hiro]], [[Nathan]] |
: - [[Hiro]], [[Nathan]] |
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=== [[Episode:The Fix|The Fix]] === |
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"''Nurse who's an empath. Very cute.''" |
"''Nurse who's an empath. Very cute.''" |
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"'''Empath,' what's that mean?''" |
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"''Means you're a pain in my ass, mate.''" |
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: - [[Claude]] (to [[Peter]]) |
: - [[Claude]] (to [[Peter]]) |
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"''Something unexpected.''" |
"''Something unexpected.''" |
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: - [[Claude]], [[Peter]] |
: - [[Claude]], [[Peter]] |
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=== [[Episode:Parasite|Parasite]] === |
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"''And it's going to hurt.''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]] (to [[Sylar]]) |
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=== [[Episode:.07%|.07%]] === |
=== [[Episode:.07%|.07%]] === |
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"''This is usually the part where people start screaming.''" |
"''This is usually the part where people start screaming.''" |
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: - [[Sylar]] (to [[Isaac]]) |
: - [[Sylar]] (to [[Isaac]]) |
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"''No, no. I'm not done with [[Mohinder|him]] yet.''" |
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: - [[Sylar]] (to [[Peter]]) |
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=== [[Episode:The Hard Part|The Hard Part]] === |
=== [[Episode:The Hard Part|The Hard Part]] === |
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"''And now... the hard part.''" |
"''And now... the hard part.''" |
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: - [[Hiro]] (to [[Ando]]) |
: - [[Hiro]] (to [[Ando]]) |
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===[[How to Stop an Exploding Man]]=== |
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"''What took you so long?''" |
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: - [[Sylar]] |
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== [[Season Two]] == |
== [[Season Two]] == |
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=== [[Episode:The Kindness of Strangers|The Kindness of Strangers]] === |
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"''My wife--my ex-wife cheated on me, which I could've forgiven her for, except for the fact that she was pregnant with his baby.''" |
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"''Why are you telling me all this?''" |
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"''I just -- I know a bunch of stuff about you. I figure it's only fair.''" |
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"''If you want to unload, go ahead.''" |
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: - [[Nathan]], [[Matt]] (''[[The Kindness of Strangers]]'') |
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=== [[Episode:The Line|The Line]] === |
=== [[Episode:The Line|The Line]] === |
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"''Thanks.''" |
"''Thanks.''" |
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: - [[May]], [[Claire]] |
: - [[May]], [[Claire]] |
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"''[[Maya Herrera|She's]] a shiny new toy, and she's all mine.''" |
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: - [[Sylar]] (to [[Alejandro]]) |
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"''Your new partner. I know, it's the last place I expected to be.''" |
"''Your new partner. I know, it's the last place I expected to be.''" |
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: - [[Mohinder]], [[Niki]] |
: - [[Mohinder]], [[Niki]] |
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=== [[Episode:Out of Time|Out of Time]] === |
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"''Adam is... complicated.''" |
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: - [[Bob]] (to [[Nathan Petrelli|Nathan]]) |
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"''As long as I have breath, anything you love I will lay to waste.''" |
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: - [[Adam Monroe|Adam]] (as [[Takezo Kensei|Kensei]] to [[Hiro Nakamura|Hiro]]) |
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===[[Four Months Ago]]=== |
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"''You'll get used to it, and then you'll start to like it.''" |
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: - [[Elle]] (to [[Peter]]) |
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"''Is that enough fun for one day?''" |
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: - [[Elle]] (to Peter) |
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=== [[Episode:Powerless|Powerless]] === |
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"''Now look what you made me do.''" |
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: - [[Sylar]] (to [[Maya Herrera|Maya]]) |
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"''Okay... We don't ever talk about that ever again.''" |
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: - [[Matt]] (to [[Nathan Petrelli|Nathan]]) |
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== Gallery == |
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<gallery> |
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Image:Tight spaces.jpg|This would look very odd to someone walking in. |
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Image:SyhindlarParasite2.jpg|Mohinder and Sylar [[Syhindlar|get kinky]]. |
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Image:Noah gets out his cell phone.jpg|Noah engages in questionable activity with West. |
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</gallery> |
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Latest revision as of 02:00, 18 December 2007
| Sexual innuendoes | |
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D.L. and Niki get a bit kinky. |
In the world of Heroes, it is common for the characters to talk in sexual innuendoes rather than an ordinary language.
Season One
Genesis
"I think I need a stiff drink!"
One Giant Leap
"Perhaps a costume?"
"You mention anything about tights, and I'm going home."
Hiros
"You look different without the scar."
"I don't know you."
"Not yet."
- - Future Hiro, Peter
Nothing to Hide
"Give it to- give it to me, Lyle!"
"Are you aliens? Is he an alien, too?"
"Yeah, yeah. And we're gonna anal probe you."
Better Halves
"Oh, we're a lot of things, Niki, but we're not crazy."
- - Jessica
Godsend
"I met a waitress in Texas."
"Hmm?"
"She teach me many things."
"Good for you."
The Fix
"Nurse who's an empath. Very cute."
"'Empath,' what's that mean?"
"Means you're a pain in my ass, mate."
Unexpected
"What are you doing?!"
"Something unexpected."
Parasite
"And it's going to hurt."
.07%
"This is usually the part where people start screaming."
"No, no. I'm not done with him yet."
The Hard Part
"And now... the hard part."
How to Stop an Exploding Man
"What took you so long?"
- - Sylar
Season Two
The Kindness of Strangers
"My wife--my ex-wife cheated on me, which I could've forgiven her for, except for the fact that she was pregnant with his baby."
"Why are you telling me all this?"
"I just -- I know a bunch of stuff about you. I figure it's only fair."
"If you want to unload, go ahead."
The Line
"You were amazing, Claire."
"Thanks."
"She's a shiny new toy, and she's all mine."
"So, you're..."
"Your new partner. I know, it's the last place I expected to be."
Out of Time
"Adam is... complicated."
"As long as I have breath, anything you love I will lay to waste."
Four Months Ago
"You'll get used to it, and then you'll start to like it."
"Is that enough fun for one day?"
- - Elle (to Peter)
Powerless
"Now look what you made me do."
"Okay... We don't ever talk about that ever again."
Gallery
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This would look very odd to someone walking in.
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Mohinder and Sylar get kinky.
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Noah engages in questionable activity with West.