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Sexual innuendoes
D.L. and Niki get a bit kinky.

In the world of Heroes, it is common for the characters to talk in sexual innuendoes rather than an ordinary language.

Season One

Genesis

"I think I need a stiff drink!"

- Ando (to Hiro)

One Giant Leap

"Perhaps a costume?"

"You mention anything about tights, and I'm going home."

- Hiro, Ando

Hiros

"You look different without the scar."

"I don't know you."

"Not yet."

- Future Hiro, Peter

Nothing to Hide

"Give it to- give it to me, Lyle!"

- Claire (to Lyle)

"Are you aliens? Is he an alien, too?"

"Yeah, yeah. And we're gonna anal probe you."

- Lyle, Zach

Better Halves

"Oh, we're a lot of things, Niki, but we're not crazy."

- Jessica

Godsend

"I met a waitress in Texas."

"Hmm?"

"She teach me many things."

"Good for you."

- Hiro, Nathan

The Fix

"Nurse who's an empath. Very cute."

"'Empath,' what's that mean?"

"Means you're a pain in my ass, mate."

- Claude (to Peter)

Unexpected

"What are you doing?!"

"Something unexpected."

- Claude, Peter

Parasite

"And it's going to hurt."

- Mohinder (to Sylar)

.07%

"This is usually the part where people start screaming."

- Sylar (to Isaac)

"No, no. I'm not done with him yet."

- Sylar (to Peter)

The Hard Part

"And now... the hard part."

- Hiro (to Ando)

How to Stop an Exploding Man

"What took you so long?"

- Sylar

Season Two

The Kindness of Strangers

"My wife--my ex-wife cheated on me, which I could've forgiven her for, except for the fact that she was pregnant with his baby."

"Why are you telling me all this?"

"I just -- I know a bunch of stuff about you. I figure it's only fair."

"If you want to unload, go ahead."

- Nathan, Matt (The Kindness of Strangers)

The Line

"You were amazing, Claire."

"Thanks."

- May, Claire

"She's a shiny new toy, and she's all mine."

- Sylar (to Alejandro)

"So, you're..."

"Your new partner. I know, it's the last place I expected to be."

- Mohinder, Niki

Out of Time

"Adam is... complicated."

- Bob (to Nathan)

"As long as I have breath, anything you love I will lay to waste."

- Adam (as Kensei to Hiro)

Four Months Ago

"You'll get used to it, and then you'll start to like it."

- Elle (to Peter)

"Is that enough fun for one day?"

- Elle (to Peter)

Powerless

"Now look what you made me do."

- Sylar (to Maya)

"Okay... We don't ever talk about that ever again."

- Matt (to Nathan)

Gallery

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  This would look very odd to someone walking in.

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  Mohinder and Sylar get kinky.

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  Noah engages in questionable activity with West.