User:Thrashmeister/Skittlefication

Skittlefication
Tim shows Joel his "own private rainbow."
Held by:	Tim
Ability to:	Change the molecular composition of any material to Skittles

Skittlefication is the ability to turn the chemical composition of materials to Skittles.

Characters

• Tim is the only character known to have this ability naturally.

Limits

Tim seems to have no control over his ability whatsoever. He could not hold his newborn baby son in his arms, for fear that he might be Skittlefied. Also, he requires assistance in feeding and dressing himself. He reputedly killed a man on the bus by merely shaking his hand. When the phone rang, Tim Skittlefied it without intending to. He also Skittlefied his desk.

Examples

• 
  Tim halfheartedly Skittlefies a stapler at the request of Joel and some lady...
• 
  ...and they enjoy the fruits of his labor. (Skittles Commercial)
• 
  Tim can't even pick up his phone...
• 
  ...and his frustration causes the Skittlefication of his entire desk. (Skittles Commercial)

Memorable Quotes

"Hey Tim? Show Joel how everything you touch turns into Skittles."

- That one lady, Tim (Skittles Commercial)

"That's awesome!"

"Is it awesome? When you can't hold your newborn baby boy in your arms? Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't. I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. He'll never see his family again. ...I guess it's pretty awesome."

- Joel, Tim (Skittles Commercial)

Notes

• Skittlefication is widely regarded as the most awesome evolved human ability to ever exist.

Evolved Human Abilities edit
Abilities	Extension:DynamicPageList3 (DPL3), version 3.6.1: Error: MediaWiki\Extension\DynamicPageList3\Query::buildAndSelect: The DynamicPageList3 extension (version 3.6.1) produced a SQL statement which led to a Database error.<br/>The reason may be an internal error of DynamicPageList3 or an error that you made; especially when using parameters like 'categoryregexp' or 'titleregexp'. Usage of non-greedy <code>*?</code> matching patterns are not supported.<br/>The error message was:<br/><code></code>
Evolutions Abilities	Extension:DynamicPageList3 (DPL3), version 3.6.1: Error: MediaWiki\Extension\DynamicPageList3\Query::buildAndSelect: The DynamicPageList3 extension (version 3.6.1) produced a SQL statement which led to a Database error.<br/>The reason may be an internal error of DynamicPageList3 or an error that you made; especially when using parameters like 'categoryregexp' or 'titleregexp'. Usage of non-greedy <code>*?</code> matching patterns are not supported.<br/>The error message was:<br/><code></code>
Graphic Novel Abilities	Extension:DynamicPageList3 (DPL3), version 3.6.1: Error: MediaWiki\Extension\DynamicPageList3\Query::buildAndSelect: The DynamicPageList3 extension (version 3.6.1) produced a SQL statement which led to a Database error.<br/>The reason may be an internal error of DynamicPageList3 or an error that you made; especially when using parameters like 'categoryregexp' or 'titleregexp'. Usage of non-greedy <code>*?</code> matching patterns are not supported.<br/>The error message was:<br/><code></code>
See Also: Extension:DynamicPageList3 (DPL3), version 3.6.1: Error: MediaWiki\Extension\DynamicPageList3\Query::buildAndSelect: The DynamicPageList3 extension (version 3.6.1) produced a SQL statement which led to a Database error.<br/>The reason may be an internal error of DynamicPageList3 or an error that you made; especially when using parameters like 'categoryregexp' or 'titleregexp'. Usage of non-greedy <code>*?</code> matching patterns are not supported.<br/>The error message was:<br/><code></code>