User:Thrashmeister/Skittlefication
| Skittlefication | |
|---|---|
 Tim shows Joel his "own private rainbow." | |
| Held by: | Tim |
| Ability to: | Change the molecular composition of any material to Skittles |
Skittlefication is the ability to turn the chemical composition of materials to Skittles.
Characters
- Tim is the only character known to have this ability naturally.
Limits
Tim seems to have no control over his ability whatsoever. He cannot hold his newborn baby son in his arms, for fear that he might be Skittlefied. Also, he requires assistance in dressing himself, for he might Skittlefy his clothes. He also requires assistance in feeding himself, as eating Skittles 24/7 is quite unhealthy. He reputedly killed a man on the bus by merely shaking his hand. When the phone rang, Tim Skittlefied it without intending to. He also Skittlefied his desk.
Tim's ability seems to be limited to his hands. He constantly keeps them suspended so he does not accidentally Skittlefy anything.
So far, Tim has only Skittlefied solids. However, it is assumed that he can Skittlefy liquids considering the death of the man on the bus; the liquids inside him were Skittlefied as well. It is also assumed that he cannot Skittlefy gases considering that the air around him is never Skittlefied.
Examples
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Tim halfheartedly Skittlefies a stapler at the request of Joel and some lady... -
...and they enjoy the "fruits" of his labor. (Skittles Commercial) -
Tim can't even pick up his phone... -
...and his frustration causes the Skittlefication of his entire desk. (Skittles Commercial)
Memorable Quotes
"Hey Tim? Show Joel how everything you touch turns into Skittles."
- - That one lady, to Tim (Skittles Commercial)
"That's awesome!"
"Is it awesome? When you can't hold your newborn baby boy in your arms? Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't. I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. He'll never see his family again. ...I guess it's pretty awesome."
- - Joel, Tim (Skittles Commercial)
Notes
- Skittlefication is widely regarded as the most awesome evolved human ability to ever exist.