User:DocM/Sexual innuendoes
| Sexual innuendoes | |
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 D.L. and Niki get a bit kinky. |
In the world of Heroes, it is common for the characters to talk in sexual innuendoes rather than an ordinary language.
"I think I need a stiff drink!"
"Perhaps a costume?"
"You mention anything about tights, and I'm going home."
"You look different without the scar."
"I don't know you."
"Not yet."
- - Future Hiro, Peter
"Give it to- give it to me, Lyle!"
"Are you aliens? Is he an alien, too?"
"Yeah, yeah. And we're gonna anal probe you."
"Oh, we're a lot of things, Niki, but we're not crazy."
- - Jessica
"I met a waitress in Texas."
"Hmm?"
"She teach me many things."
"Good for you."
"Nurse who's an empath. Very cute."
"'Empath,' what's that mean?"
"Means you're a pain in my ass, mate."
"What are you doing?!"
"Something unexpected."
"And it's going to hurt."
"This is usually the part where people start screaming."
"No, no. I'm not done with him yet."
"And now... the hard part."
"What took you so long?"
- - Sylar
"My wife--my ex-wife cheated on me, which I could've forgiven her for, except for the fact that she was pregnant with his baby."
"Why are you telling me all this?"
"I just -- I know a bunch of stuff about you. I figure it's only fair."
"If you want to unload, go ahead."
"You were amazing, Claire."
"Thanks."
"She's a shiny new toy, and she's all mine."
"So, you're..."
"Your new partner. I know, it's the last place I expected to be."
"Adam is... complicated."
"As long as I have breath, anything you love I will lay to waste."
"Now look what you made me do."
"Okay... We don't ever talk about that ever again."
Gallery
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This would look very odd to someone walking in. -
Mohinder and Sylar get kinky. -
Noah engages in questionable activity with West.
